Very Funny : Marketing Concepts......Revised.....haaaa
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Marketing Concepts
A professor at a prestigious college was explaining marketing concepts:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That'sDirect Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see agorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at yousays: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That'sAdvertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and get hertelephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get upand straightenyour tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, youopen the door (ofthecar) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her ride and thensay: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walksup to you andsays: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That'sBrand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I amvery rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slapon your face. - That'sCustomer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I amvery rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to herhusband. - That'sdemandand supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before yousay anything, another person come and tell her: "I'mrich. Will you marryme?" and she goes with him - That's competition eatinginto your marketshare.
9. You see and gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before yousay: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That'srestriction forentering new markets.
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