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Digital Inspiration - The Tech Guide

The Mother of all Indian Film Stunts

Monday, April 23, 2007



Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair...Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...
Here is our hero's brother...The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach...The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls..hihii..
Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor...This means that the baddies had a gun...But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'...This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...

The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells...
Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb...The timer(presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking...See the weird buttons on the bomb??...The red button is the On-Off button!!...Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button...This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'...Very easy to handle...Can b used even by infants...
Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells...Look at his _expression...Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!...
Finally, he manages to reach the shells...He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi (Tamil/Malayalam for Peanut)...The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to...Read on...
He concentrates with the shell between his teeth...Look at the sweat on his face...Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating...With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb...
Loo and behold!!..The shell flies like a bullet through the air...Credit goes to Balakrishna here...He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet...He can be a good asset to the Indian army...The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the red button!!...The time-bomb gets switched off!!...Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...
Thats it friends...Balakrishna has prooved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner, R.S.Rathore....He has even shocked Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi who were thought to be pioneers in such things...The latest buzz is that R.S.Rathore, Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi have started training under Balakrishna...Hats off to Balakrishna!!








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posted by RK, 6:21 AM

3 Comments:

Linking it on http://www.bestofindya.com
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 8:57 PM  
thanks for that buddy. its damm funny!!! good on ya
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 9:10 PM  
what in the world is going on in the indian movies....
commented by Blogger Armaan, 10:47 PM  

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